That would be me—the lady who says that chocolate has no business floating around in muffins (which I have mostly considered to be breakfast or coffee-break/teatime fare). If you’re a Baby Boomer like me, you might recall the old Bill Cosby routine wherein Cosby is making breakfast for his kids and they want chocolate cake, so that’s what he’s gonna give ’em! Our son Adrian loved that skit (might even have heard it live at the Proctor’s when we took him to see the comedian perform – can’t recall which routines included in the act!), What made it funny was the fact that, two or three decades ago, no one considered chocolate as appropriate on any kind of early morning menu. Who but a father who was not used to pulling together a real meal would even consider dishing it out to his kids? I tend to think chocolate started to sneak into the rise ‘n’ shine food group with the intro by Dunkin’ Donuts’ of their Boston Cream filled donuts. Even I wasn’t immune to those…

But getting back to my kitchen, where three bananas dangled from the “banana hook” on my kitchen counter, already more ripe than I prefer unless mixed into something bake-worthy. And I wanted to make just one more thing to bring to that chili/bake sale at Kristen’s workplace. So I scanned the dessert/baking cookbook shelves and wound up pulling down the Moosewood Restaurant Book of Desserts by the Moosewood Collective (Clarkson Potter Publishers/Random House, 1997), probably because I have a special love for Moosewood, which I’ve written about on this blog. (I’m not the only Moosewood lover either. Check out a seven-page article, “40 Years of Moosewood!” by Jamie Stringfellow in the November/December 2012 issue of Spirituality & Health magazine, in which it is noted that Bon Appétit named the restaurant as “one of the 13 most influential restaurants of the 20th century.”)

In the long run, the muffins I created changed out or added something like six or seven new or slightly revised ingredients, so it’s not their recipe at all. It was the inspiration that I needed, however, and it worked. If you need a run-through of differences: butter instead of oil; added yogurt; split brown sugar between light and dark; reduced flour amount and added almond meal; added cinnamon; cut vanilla extract in half to add in almond extract; added mini-chocolate chips.

These were heavenly. Bill and I split one. One was packed into the thermal bag with Kristen’s chili & cornbread lunch & cookies (necessary because, otherwise, she is so busy with aspects of the sale/raffle, sometimes all the food is sold before she gets any lunch!). That left eight for the sale. Don’t know who bought them, but I’d be willing to bet they didn’t last long!

Yields 10 large Muffins


  • ½ cup butter, softened
  • 2½ tablespoons plain Greek yogurt (I used 2%)
  • 1 cup brown sugar (I used a combo of light & dark brown sugars)
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 large ripe bananas, mashed
  • 1½ cup unbleached all purpose flour
  • ¾ cup almond meal
  • 1 teaspoon Roasted Saigon cinnamon (plain ol’ cinnamon will work too)
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • ½ teaspoon salt (table salt or fine-ground sea salt)
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon almond extract
  • ½ to ¾ cup mini semisweet chocolate chips


  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. Grease jumbo muffin tin or insert paper liners.
  3. In a large bowl, beat butter, yogurt, sugar, eggs and bananas until well blended.
  4. In a separate bowl, sift together flour, almond meal, cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda and salt. (If tiniest bit of almond meal doesn’t go through sifter – we’re talking something like no more than “a pinch” – it’s okay to turn sifter over and dump into bowl.)
  5. Fold dry ingredients into wet, using quick strokes and being careful not to overmix.
  6. Gently stir in extracts.
  7. Fold in chocolate chips.
  8. Spoon batter into prepared muffin tin.
  9. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until cake tester or butter knife comes out clean when inserted into muffin.
  10. Turn muffins out of tin within first five minutes of removal from oven. Cool on a rack.

Mahvelous Muffins (as Billy Crystal might phrase it), with Apple, Pear and Craisins

I like a good muffin for breakfast sometimes, with my hazelnut decaf. If it’s a really tasty muffin, then it makes for a great snack as well, along with my faithful and frothy friend, chai latté. Depending on what type it is, savory or sweet, or what ingredients in general go into its preparation, one of these little “cakes” mates well with all forms of hot drinks, from teas to espresso to cocoa. And when I want one, I prefer home-baked for three reasons: first, I know everything that’s gone into them and none of it sports a weird, chemical-sounding name; second, the expression “cheaper by the dozen” rings true in this case (individual muffins at our local Hannaford now cost $1.19 each!); and, third, unless I really screwed up with ingredients or prep, they taste better than store-bought. Besides, in my opinion, muffins are among the easiest of baked goods to quickly create in your own kitchen.

Even though there are two excellent bakeries in this area where we sometimes stop for goodies (Bella Napoli in Latham and Schuyler Pastry Shop in Watervliet), I can’t think of any time we’ve purchased muffins at either. Bella Napoli is our source for amazing Italian pastries (the best cannoli!) and my favorite cookies, pignoli (those almondy delights with pine nuts). I’ve made pignoli cookies before (oh- there’s another blog possibility!), when I wanted to serve them at one of my women writers’ gatherings, and (upon inquiring) learned that Bella Napoli includes a bit of flour in their renditions – not acceptable for the few gluten-free gals in my groups. Great cakes, breads, rolls at BN… and Bill’s most-favored plain donuts (browned and crusty on the outside, great for dunking).

We stopped at the Schuyler Bakery just a couple days ago, where we picked up donuts for Bill, a couple lusciously-decorated cupcakes for Kristen and two baklava for me (the best I’ve ever had). Muffins just weren’t on our radar. Schuyler is a family business that’s been in the small city of Watervliet for years, despite economic turndowns for that location. At one time its Watervliet Arsenal was a bustling place, manufacturing much of the country’s artillery (at least its cannons!), including tanks. Some of that continues to happen. It’s designated as a National Historic Site and is the oldest operating arsenal in the United States. Now a large portion of the site, while still government-owned, sports other businesses which rent space. Still, our reason for being in that area at all was because we’d first stopped at the Base Exchange (or is it a commissary? – I always get the two mixed up) for a few things. (Story: When we were in Florida in January 2009, my cousin Diane took us to Fort de Soto, another historic site. While strolling about the grounds, we noted that many, or perhaps all, of the ancient cannons were engraved with something like “Made in Watervliet, NY.” Seemed pretty cool to be that far from home and find this reminder of our local history.)

A few weeks ago I was craving a good muffin and I remembered that one of my cookbooks, The Sweet Melissa Baking Book: Recipes from the Beloved Bakery for Everyone’s Favorite Treats, by Melissa Murphy (Viking Studio, 2008) includes a “Sweet Muffins” recipe that the author touts as her “standard sweet fruit muffin recipe.” Murphy says, “It works with a variety of fruits, spices, citrus zests and herbs,” and urges readers to try the few variations she provides and then start concocting their own. I skipped the trying of her variations, choosing instead to go with what fruit I had on hand, which included a Braeburn apple, a Red Pear, a lemon (which was already listed in her basic ingredients) and some dried fruit (Craisins). I would add a link to her basic recipe but the Sweet Melissa website doesn’t include it, although it looks like the author is planning to include recipes eventually (one set of videos is already in place, for what looks to be an pie fit for god[desses]). If you want Melissa’s helpful Sweet Muffin formula, buy the book!

What you get here, on KitchenCauldron, is my own formula for turning out a dozen or so moist-yet-crumbly, just-sweet-enough, comforting treats – with thanks to Melissa’s Bakery for the inspiration and headstart. Don’t let the seemingly long list of ingredients fool you – they’re simple enough to throw together and pop into the oven in no time, once you’ve diced the fruit! (You might want to sprinkle the apple and pear chunks with lemon juice to avoid their turning brown before you add them to the batter.)


Yield: 1 dozen muffins


  • 2 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon, plus 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • ¼ cup granulated sugar
  • ¼ cup light brown sugar, plus an additional ⅓ cup light brown sugar
  • ½ teaspoon sea salt
  • 1 teaspoon Roasted Saigon cinnamon (or regular cinnamon)
  • ½ teaspoon cardamom
  • ½ teaspoon fresh ground nutmeg (or the pre-ground stuff)
  • a pinch of mace (optional—sometimes it’s hard to find nowadays)
  • 8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
  • 2 large eggs, at room temperature
  • ¼ cup heavy cream, at room temperature (you might use more or less, depending on the thickness or looseness of the batter)
  • ½ cup milk (Melissa said whole milk; I used 2% since we only use 1% or 2% in our house)
  • Zest of 1 lemon
  • 1 small pear, pared and diced into approximately ¼ to ½” pieces
  • 1 small apple, pared and diced into approximately ¼ to ½” pieces
  • ½ to ¾ cup Craisins (cranberry-flavored dried raisins)
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar, mixed with extra cinnamon if desired


  1. Position a rack in the center of your oven. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees (Fahrenheit).
  2. Either line a standard muffin tin with paper muffin cups, or lightly grease/butter and flour each of the muffin sections.
  3. Whisk the flour, baking powder, ¼ cup brown sugar, and sea salt together in a large bowl, along with the spices.
  4. In a medium bowl, whisk together the melted butter, the additional ⅓ cup brown sugar and eggs until there are no lumps.
  5. Whisk the heavy cream into the butter/sugar/egg mixture.
  6. Add lemon zest to the flour mixture. With your hands, gently rub the mixture together (this releases the oils and breaks up the bits.
  7. Add diced apple, pear and Craisins to the flour mixture and toss by hand to combine.
  8. Make a well in the center of the flour/fruit mix and pour the butter mix into it. With a spatula, gently pull the flour mixture over the butter mix until everything is just combined.
  9. Divide batter evenly among the muffin tins, filling until full. (I was using extra-large tins, so my yield, given the “full” cups of batter, was only 10 muffins.)
  10. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until lightly golden. Check with a wooden skewer, ensuring it comes out clean.
  11. Remove tins from oven and sprinkle with sugar while warm.
  12. Remove muffins from tins to a wire rack, cooling to warm.
  13. Enjoy. Immensely.